Point: FAIL. “I just wanted you guys to know, I went to Mars on my bicycle but I didn’t take any pictures. Still, Click to subscribe!”

angry transbians are angry. but, yeah, Portlandia is still TV. And TV is toxic assfuckery any way you slice it.

welcome to the Synch Whole. You have 42 minutes to follow the rainbow bridge, walk (without rhythm) the line down the yellow brick road, and find Hey, Zeus. Of course, you’ll end up right back where you started, cuz there’s no place like Home.