I hope you managed to get your “Mitchell” fix somehow.

I went to Dunkin’ Donuts this weekend and ordered 5 donuts and 10 Munchkins. (They weren’t all for me, shut it.) I received 4 donuts and no Munchkins and had to go back to get the rest.

This is the darkest timeline

Ciabatta: for when you want to dry out your mouth AND not taste the ingredients of your sandwich!

Lukewarm take: ciabatta bread can GTFO.

Bloody peasant.

I hope the people making this movie understand that stance women lying in ponds and distributing swords is not the basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power comes for the mandate of the masses not some farcical aquatic ceremony. You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just because some “Lady…

You guys sit in your high tower, acting like it is easy to build the worst NBA record over a three year period. Do you have any idea how much talent it takes to draft injured big men? To fleece inexperienced GMs in Sacramento or New Orleans? To drop other teams ticket sales just by showing up to lose? To alienate…

Actually, the upgrade did give my computer cancer, or at least the closest thing to cancer a computer can get.

Jason, that lady was your second-grade teacher. Even though teaching left her emotionally drained and penniless to the point where she had to hitchhike to Vegas and get a job working the cash register at a casino to support herself and find inner peace, at least she consoled herself with the thought that, “At least I…

Do Not Masturbate While Seated

He’s not renting it shoes, dude. He’s not buying it a fucking beer.

I’ve composed a poem/insane person rant using all of Drew’s all caps words:

I’m the captain now.