You expect more than one person to buy the baseball style?

With the lanyard that will be hanging out of their pockets because they don’t know how lanyards work.

Ah yes. There is it. A flat bill hat.

Deployment money...

Now that’s quite a pole position.

David’s next post - “My 250,000 mile Jeep blew up and left me stranded”

David, if your Jeep hears you talking shit about it like this it might get mad at you and stop working.

Can there be COTD in the COTD posting? If so, this wins

It’s okay. The experts call this Alternative Math.

There’s never been a supermodel lingerie party at my house. I own a PT Cruiser. Draw your own conclusions.

Championship White > Phoenix Yellow

Horizontal so you can roll coal out the center while strolling down the neighborhood at 5 MPH

Tesla?

Subaru can’t be cheating. Their MPG is already bad enough.

 A lot of people do like the hearse. They’re dying to have a ride in it.

Can someone please explain this to the olds out here in the nether reaches of the internets?

Jajackasses.

It comes down to this. You can’t get a car like this today for under $12,000. The driving experience, the looks, the sounds... I think this was just perfect.

Much less style and respect, though ;)