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The hell you on about?

You can hear 'Jingle Bells' in the background.

Sticky, loud, and filled with rage?

Can we have one day on the AVClub without you bringing up/hitting people with/disposing of bodies due to your battery sock?

Thanks for putting that out before I could get to it.

Guilt?

Why are you assuming they scrubbed it off? There are some very beautiful murals out there, just walking around.

Hey, that's great, Ms. Gurlukovich, but why don't you tell us about the article/movie?

Damnable, corn-growing, flyovers! THEY KNOW WHAT THEY DID!

…Enid?

And, we're all pregnant.

The A.V. Club

Why, one could almost argue that's it's pointless!

I give up on y'all.

Anyone interested in you already sees that your a fattie-chromedome. You can't hide that.

Confidence, my man.
You need confidence.

What the hell, why do you let your feelings get hurt by being called fat? Embrace that shit, home skillet; fatties is good people.

Leaps and bounds better than his The Postman role, Bill.

And no matter how many times you tell me it's a 'mo-cap suit' I won't let you back in my house until you wear clothes underneath.

The large is a tarp.