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So… like, a second GoPro?

"Look at this awesome mo-cap suit I bought!"

Whoa, whoa, whoa… No need for the hostilities.

"To drinking to things!"

Getting exploited there, Luke!

Frahnkenstein

Bernstain

That's all I ask, as the Marshal in this Grand Blumpkin Parade we call life.

What 'specific needs' do POC need?

Care to expound on that a little?

Egalitarian

A term that denotes the belief that everyone has the same potential, and should therefore be treated as such… hmm…

*holds up yet to be invented bifocals to non-existent phone*

Jesus, you could just say 'this fucking guy' referring to Project Pat and it would fit just as well.

That veneer will wear quickly.

*vomits*

I think we all know why Brimley didn't eat the others.

So…just Friends, again?

Aww, I've disappointed a zealot on the internet :`(

I know she didn't break the law. (That's why I said protocol.) I also know this isn't the political avalanche that some are making it out to be.