Yeah, anyone who thinks this is the slightest bit serious must be a right-wing mouthpiece!

You realize she broke a fairly major security protocol, right?

I think you -and this is a broader, rhetorical you- are really overthinking your speech, and your actions. You're mortified over the implications of calling a black cat 'boy.'

Jesus, y'all white folks is fucked up over this shit…. It's a cat.

Because the current trend is most definitely NOT to crucify anyone 'offensive' or deemed so.

We told you to stop hanging around Jared's phone…

Say… this fellow over here seems familiar with them robots…

Just a heads up there Xander, one of those options makes YOU the port.

Painfully aware upvote.

Nice substantial argument, there, asshat. (37)

"Sometimes you gotta, you know, pump the gas a little bit"

OOOOHHH, I get to tell A.V. Club (that might give a shit, unlike the old folk I work with) I GET TO SEE THE DECEMBERISTS IN CONCERT IN SEPTEMBER!

That is what I said, after all.

*Changing basically nothing of his usual day-to-day routine*

Don't get me wrong… technically, The Tain is astonishing.

Then let's analyze our current situation, shall we?

I love everything they've done. Except The Tain, which was meh.

I basically live for The Decemberists, have for years… so, yeah… that's always fun to try to introduce my friends to.

Don't have Twitter, don't want Twitter. This kind of shit is why.

That still doesn't make any lick of sense to me. There has to be some mental gymnastics to assume that 'confusing jobs=sexism' it's not like the person said, 'I see your sketchpad, and your vagina, are you a housewife?' they said, 'you have a sketchpad, are you sketching?'