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Kinda depends to a certain extent on external forces, doesn't it?

I may have misread something then? I thought the 17 year old was the cousin of the girl he was sleeping with? Was he sleeping with a 17 year old and trying to get hooked up with her younger cousin?

I missed that he (may have) had sex with people younger than the 16 and 17 year olds. And again, not defending him in any way, shit's gross on an existential level.

"I killed Milford!"

"I killed Milford!"

16 in Indiana, 17 in New York. It was federal jurisdiction because he crossed state lines, but by state laws he didn't commit statutory.

I believe I specifically mentioned pimping…

I…uhh… what?

That's horrifying. I had heard about the child porn charges, but damn.

Not condoning his actions in any way, but that still isn't rape.

The fact that they vary from state to state is the definition of arbitrary.

Not the best hill to plant your flag on.
Age of consent in New York is 17, Indiana is 16 (though I was under the impression that Indiana's was a year differential, i.e. a 19 year old could legally have sex with a 15 year old) so if they are over age of consent, they can give consent.

Well… That was an appropriate response.

Great Job, Internet!

The A.V. Club

"When Sacha Baron Cohen's latest character has gotten really weird."

I don't understand the article and I won't respond to it.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T EDGE HIM ON!!

Regular Potato Chip

I'm kind of a stickler Meeseeks, what about your mashup game, Internet?