*shot slides off end of bar, as Alcopheliac has been drinking in an empty bar for the last four and half hours*

So….very…floppy…

SHADDUP AND DANCE, PENIS MOUSE!!

Truly, time immemorial must be hell.

It should be rational, unless the elves for some reason experience some sort of exponential superhero movie curve.

*Benny Hill theme for the jumpscare*

The A.V. Club

…you're gonna have to get used to that.

The latter probably informs the former.

How dare you imply Miami has perkier tits than Cleveland!

I don't understand and I won't respond to it.

The A.V. Club

Surely, he's had more than enough pun threads, he's been here for four hours.

You don't?

Shhh… ruining the moment

*monocle falls out*

There's no Birkenau-t now, Dik!

I shall fetch a rug!

You should be here when black people come up!

Schizophrenia leads to the best musical numbers!