It's really too bad he didn't stick with accordion, Polka Sabbath could've been huge!!

YOUR FAILURES ARE YOUR OWN, OLD MAN!

McCLOUD!

Hmmm?

Chief?

I've never understood the idea that requiring IDs is inherently racist, though. It just appealed to me as a way to assure that only citizens are voting, as only citizens have the right to vote.

Spicoli's not on board.

"Buy my book! Buy my book! Buy my book!"

If you get him to upvote you, the upvote turns into 'Ew'

Damn you, I just blew coffee through my nose.

I was just thinking we turn the prisons into The Warriors and whoever can get out deserves it.

Release?

No one wants to hear 'Dieted and Exercised to Get Back in Better Shape, Because I Need to be Around, You Know?' Joe

That's absurd!

Never shit where you eat?

Your phrasing makes YOU an office with a window in it that just happens to have a job.

Avatar/comment synergy approaching perfection.

The A.V. Club

That's what Arby's is for.

But the bartender says you haven't left the bar in 42 years…