Different strokes, Genius, different strokes…

…yeah?

Thanks for that Chip, I needed a good laugh today.

I don't get it.

…err, what?

Michael Bay posts on A.V. Club, everyone!!

Robots with eyelasers and ninjas, too.

No problems, Waffl

Oh. Yeah, no it's nothing to do with the fact she's a woman. I would (and have) said the same thing any number of 'actors.'

That's where I was hiding the hyperbole.

Well, she's an actress in the same sense that KFC is a restaurant.

'Actress' is kind.

Anti-semutant!

*Sends cab with dice in the mirror; smelly cabbie*

*Surprisingly it's just Spike Lee*

"You finally really did it. You maniacs! You
blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!"

The A.V. Club
Come to think of it, this is not very productive either.

*Chris Meloni punches assailant, then wall, then self*

Yes, Ice-T, you're on the A.V. Club, get used to it.

*runs off to Hollywood*