Dikachu (whispering repeatedly): I'm blue, I'm blue, I'm blue…

If your name got anybody anywhere, you'd be sharing whiskey with Sean instead of dodging the bottles.

Get rid of the Seaward!

*Injects tubby custard into arm*

Well, I don't know what I was expecting, but that was…

Do you not?

Yes.

So… the statue already looks like ElDan, then?

Dreaded?

Are we still doing phrasing?

Nailed it, pack it up people, thread's over.

And we believed you!

"Well, no doctor in their right mind would perform these insane experimental surgeries on me, so…

Yes

I loved the grass ones… The dirt was a little much for me, but the grass was damn delicious.

Triggidy try higgity hanging yourself.

No one ever wants to partake in bartering for 'Blumpkin Bills' either…

Octothorp

"I'm not gonna stop, mind you, just throwing it out there that I've been doing it."

GRRM tried to emulate the model, but the newsboys kept dying of old age before the chapters came to print.