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Obviously someone's not from Arkansas…

*hair/face tattoo tousle*

Dan
Male
Savage Love
He brings out the Dik in all of us.

"We can, however, criticize the ways well-meaning people overstep from
good-intentions into offense. I think that's the place real, positive
change can happen."

"One of us, one of us, etc.etc. and so on."

Yes.

What the hell is this? Turn this post into a movie! I can't distractedly half-watch these 'words.'

What kind of kill-zone allows someone to make it through alive? Is this budget DIYstopia or something?

So his first one will be 'Durst's First Wursts'?

Add basil and tomatoes, of course.

Hey, our hatred isn't nonsense - vitriolic, repetitive, misogynistic and dumb- but never nonsense.

Natural birth, C-section, or facehugger belly burst?

Wait, what… Maybe I better go back and reread.

… to be reasonable and calm in an Esposito piece!

"I'm Steve Allen and what's this about schticks?"

Really missed the cue for the 'IT'S BEEN' there, buddy…

That's a stroke, man.

That's what all Talk Pages the Internet are is for.

I believe in smusha mush a garb, a ribble dobe garb agleb, OOOH

Uncle Deadly's dad…