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You Qaeda be kidding me…

He can do two things.

h) Sunshine, on his shoulders, made him crash

You seem mad, friend.

On the bright side, she isn't wearing her red tunic, so at least she won't have to rebuy it.

Yes, the reluctant upvote!

He was supposed to eat all the lube and rub the macaroni on his crotch, right?

Hindsight is twenty-twenty, HAHAHA

*crinkles up piles of flyers celebrating the newly christened "Sphinc-piter"*

"I was there."
-Brian Williams

You're wrong.

Damn, that's a good rebuttal…

She's not a chinese, or a black.

It's too late, he's dead.

He just likes to watch!

No, it isn't.

How much is a gill?

This is A.V. Club isn't it?…

There's other kinds?

She already fainted dead away, man… pay attention, quit talking to dead away fainted peoples.