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Blumpkins on Parade
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Is your whole life revolved around pop culture, man!!?

Those are the same directions you gave me to get to Jack -in-the-Box!!

Ghostbustiers

If it wasn't before….

I'll be in my bunk.

I'll be in the Jon 'til it's over, then.

Except ElDan.

You have weird nerds in your area.

That's cause you're like, part of the system, man.

That's why I came…

Look at the person to the right until your eyes adjust to the washed out color of them…. now shift back to the dress, and you will see that it is a very, very washed out black and blue.

For the record, I know exactly why I don't like the ACA.

The good stuff does.

He's a puffin.

STOP BEING GREEDY! EAT YOUR LETTUCE IN A SHELL!

When will those bastards stop pushing their habit-forming, wax-lung-causing products on the kids. THINK OF THE KIDS!!

Adam Sandler movies.

That was your faith in humanity.

Aren't we all Letterpeople on the inside?

Mistress of Doctoreering