*reads slowly*

…so I gather that's not a weekly thing for you?

That's a mighty impressive throwing arm you got there. I wish I could throw an object across a room and have it go through solid wood AND concrete without enough of the kinetic force being lost as to result in the object just deflecting at an angle of refraction off the solid wood stud and bouncing off the concrete.

Turkey is the agent that gives turkey its flavor.

One down.

I hope they don't quack under the pressure.

@wafflicious:disqus why are you saying all minorities?

Sweet tap-dancing Moses, I would die for you right now.

You don't think white people get to make jokes like that?

*Still sends bill to 'Whiny BitchBird'*

I HEAR A DISTANT BONGING!

Nah, I don't care one way or another about Kanye/stupid shit he says.

No veal.

The next time he declines an interview, we should get him a cake.

It's masturbation, bitches!

"Hello doggy. Bye-bye."

"And now, iiiiiiit's CRUSADE TIME!! With your host, doctor unknoooooown!!"

He knows what he did.

Anytime we're not talking about breasts, we should all be asking, "Where are the breasts?"

I'm just glad you're hear to steer us in the right direction!!