*Commences same search*

Fabulously?

A group that has yet to be vocally offended by 2 Broke Girls.

That offends hippies and dippies…

Have they done the Amish yet?

It's sock puppet, not sock monkey.

"Gilding the lily" will never NOT sound dirty to me.

Are we still listing things that give you anal leakage?

Anal leakage?

You don't remember the episode where Don Draper threw fulminated commercials at the floor to blow up the backstabbing client?

They're full of flavor without any of that pesky sustenance to weigh you down.

So… one of my dates?

Watch him, he's quick, that one.

He's raised the steaks!!

Does anyone else hear the wind whispering "Adam Sandler"…?

Still don't understand all the videos of people apparently gagging on Big Beautiful Craniums, though.

That is, if you can even get him excited enough to wake up in the first place.

We already do that to simulate sobriety… how much more prodding can we do?

Ohhh, I have several friends that have been dead for months, then.

Give it a few days at room temperature.