So we're Goering down this route, then?

You're gonna get this comments section worked into a fuhrer if you don't stop.

SOMEONE GET A MOP!!

Wrong Marshal, that guy's office is just down the hall.

Is that an implication that Alcopheliac's life isn't just a permanent blurry haze?

So…they've improved?

Some things are too mean.

You think his boss at CVS will let him take the time off?

Peter Jackson already got the go-ahead for the video.

No, no, this is what it really looks like.

It always starts with "hey, you wanna try some role-playing?" and ends with someone declaring they saved the world and Murdoch-ing someone.

Well, all the Arabian guys HE knows…

Bandwagon fetishists, I say.

And, OF COURSE, they got a white guy to play the Arabian guy!

That could literally be 99% of porn.

Try the ol' 'Look! France is stealing land over there' trick.

"NO ONE IS INTERESTED IN EVEN ONE!!"

Do nothing if yes, blink frantically and punch the person to your right if no.

Who's a whazzit, now?

Only if she fucks her boss- oh, wait.