Nah, I'm too dumb for a geas to stick.

"For me, it's my single-fatherhood. For Dikachu, it's being a little yellow forest animal with a dick on his nose."

You told me you were doing those selfies for magic research!!

Beyond anal?

So public sex is…

Damn it, man, she might be listening….

"Rosebud."
-Shia LaBeouf

'It puts the butter in the pan, or else it gets the whisk again.'

'Your call is very important to us, you are currently [45] in queue'

I can't get 'em to sign the damn contracts…

Don't make this a tempest in a teacup, here…

Humpty-Dumpty: The Fall

Brann-Ghazi

Steak-Gate

You have to put yourself in their shoes, @disqus_lZMFp1FXY4:disqus, for them, it might be really, really, really hard to sit down and come up with dick jokes.

Well, yeah, he raped more women than he did their lineups….he didn't even rape one man!

Oof, reluctant upvote

sigh…

You should drink something to calm that reflex…

It's called cancerAIDS.