Sorry, sorry… dames

I just hope they decide to finally make a workplace comedy featuring some quirky characters trying to make it through the workday in a fairly mundane locale.

Two and a Half Diks

You'll never find it as anytime you get close to a cure, Mohd will just start up another horrible epidemic of it.

No one is that crazy.

Do what you love, and you'll never work a day in your life.

You pushed it too far at the end, there.

Can you claim Borat H. Obama?

*O'Neal sobers up for a terrifying twenty seconds, realizes he doesn't have a death squad*

Somebody has to stop the mild joy of old people.

Aroooo

The best of omens to look for in a new movie; people fleeing from it like a burning building.

Forgive him, Dik, for he knows not what he did.

Those are all words, and they are all legible.

They peacock comedy, damnit! Pay attention!!

*Grumblings grow louder from angry dome*

There's always room in my angry dome.

I wasn't aware that Chive had transcended 'web aggregator of mostly dumb shit' to 'way of life.'

What's you sine, baby?

Because you insist on doing it in the library.