It is iambic, but it's septametric, not pentametric.

Hey, there'll be a couple good moments in those last three days.

Good news, everyone! I found a bottle of Shasta for Ed Hocken!

I don't get it? Where's the funny part of the comment start?

Pssh, he's probably gonna end up having a bunch of fumbles and mooching off the taxpayers' dime.

2.1 Gronkabytes, you say!?

Oooooh!

I…don't get your point here…

I don't care for this gimmick account.

Taylor Swift?

YEAH!! FUCK YOU, SUPERMAN!!

I…agree?

I know. Your point was one thousand percent valid. I just had to be a dickbag and point out that relativity doesn't really have all that much to do with astronomy when it comes to the observation.

Relative to Earth? Or to the observer?
Because relativity to the Earth is pointless for the ground-based observer, and beyond relativity to Earth, it ISN'T in the same place, as the Sol System is orbiting within the Milky Way galaxy.

No…they gave it a citrusy taste and the ability to resurrect the dead.

The ol' reluctant upvote.

Crystal Pepsi.

Gonna have to go with…. pass.

Reluctant upvote.

Non-sequitir into Spike Lee tweets