He is the rape that jokes…

…wolves?

My God, the Great Horny Wolf of the Alaskan wilderness. How do you survive such a confrontation?

No one said anything about horny.

Oh God, it can be two things… All this time I thought it was a metaphor…

I DON'T!! DO YOU PERHAPS HAVE SOME GRAPHS OR POORLY EDITED PHOTOGRAPHS TO SERVE AS A VISUAL AID?!!?

IF YOU REARRANGE THE LETTERS IN SPINE….

Still sounds iffy to me.

He said featured in the apocalypse story, not just background tuba player.

*covers self with plastic sheet*

Get to the negative part…

Ambient lubrication settings.

That's what I named my band.

Go on…

It was a strange year….

KEEP AWAY FROM US WITH YOUR FILTHY PUNS!!

I know you're my go-to scapegoat for everything wrong.

That's always step one and can be assumed to have been completed before moving on to more drastic troubleshooting.

That's a van…
and it's primer grey…

Long Live the King had a very old country feel to it.