Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa… you mean to tell me..

I'm as egalitarian as it gets, I ain't got nothing to hide/worry about.

Hear, hear! Best way to finish out a work day, blurry and slurred.

I think it's more the 'follow people around, chime in on their convo to call them a racist' thing that's the trolling….

I've actually read a few of his…diatribes..and I would argue that Fatman has a strong dislike for Cameron Esposito, and the articles in particular. I would also argue that Fatman could perhaps better spend his time avoiding the articles rather than letting his opinion on the articles be known.

Proving…he has time on his hands?

I don't get it… he dislikes a writer, and is glad she's leaving.

YOU TOOK MY PICTURE!?

There are dozens of us! DOZENS!!

Even worse when they're rude about it.

"Between long stretches of 'me time,' your old grandad was a commenter on the great A.V. Club website, during the Rogen-Korean War. Oh-ho-ho, I had so many upvotes."

Even longer to cool back down below 'smoldering.'

This doornail is no more. It has ceased to be.
It's expired and gone to meet its maker. This is a late doornail. It's a
stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn't nailed it to
the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies. It's rung down the
curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an…

Uhhh….Tchaikovsky…

The A.V. Club

That's my kink!!

Like that's a bad thing!

I don't believe this came from the internet as there is a distinct lack of Dragonball Z involved. I think I know the internet well enough to say that, pushed to this point, the internet would have to involve Goku and his ilk.
(Isn't it up to like, Super-Gokureta-Gonorhea-Ahem-Hem-Truckasaurus-IV now or something?)

On the other hand… "There's this old chemistry teacher that cooks meth and makes all the wrong decisions and is kind of a dick."

"There's dragons, and war, and politics, and sex, and Peter Dinklage."