"Is there any way to work in incest?"

Who need a screen that big?

Spike Lee tweets James Haggerty's address

Everyone knows that Schwimmer uses The Clapper. Your entire theory is shaky….

You can't just take all the puns at once.

So…just like every night, then?

Are you implying that Moses Egypt wasn't a white guy?

The cushion is already cast as Kaelen.

Core concept, I guess?

You say that as if it's optional…

So…Will this mark a David Schwimmer resurrection on par with Dylan McDermott's, complete with man-ass?

Charlton's not even the human equivalent of anything.

The creators would have to butter me up pretty good to get me to play that.

I wonder what kind of jam you can find yourself in in that game.

He probably thinks the song is about him.

If I had a nickel for every time my family has this fight…pssh, the holidays…

"Mr. Cosby, Skit-boppity-zee-bop-flim-flam is not an acceptable title for a thesis."

It's theoretical, as he is mortal. (surely)

This Sean O'Neal commenter has quite a bit of snark to him…

… No words.