There are other kinds?

That's too apropos… dial it back…

What about pepperoni and FREEDOM!! WITH A SIDE OF BREADSTICKS!

You implied it. We all picked up on it. Now your hands are dirty.

Jesus man, you don't just will-nilly unleash a weapon of mass destruction like that in someone's general direction. God only knows what kind of mayhem that warpath will create.

And now they're using my previous purchases against me!!

AAAAAHHHH!!! They've started eating the real commenters!!

You strike me as the most giant of douchebags. Grow up and stop following people on your fucking high horse.

Welcome to A.V. Club, I suppose. Gone Girl, Grand Budapest Hotel, Under the Skin were all major box office hits.

Heh, heh. Titular.

Wheelhouses and such.

ehhh…

Downvoted for using an 'r.'

The fallout could be nasty, though.

Good point, I hadn't thought about Michael Jackson as analogous, but I suppose he is.

So….what happens if he is proven (completely hypothetical, here) to have never done any of this, beyond a shadow of a doubt. Like, the woman just made it all up.

You're both equilaterally awful

Why bother when they have time travel?

HAH! It thinks it's people!

He didn't say complementary, he said he had to buy the finger with it. It was probably a decent discount, though.