Sonuvabitch, I did a spit take.

Oh shit, he's not just an Indiana business? I live in southern Indiana and just assumed he was local-ish…

You go to Dr. Feels, too?

Check out this NERD.

Hey, my doctor's office is a black, windowless van.

Well, the hands and the explicit court instructions he ignores.

15:1 or thereabouts.

THEY'RE OF EQUAL IMPORTANCE, MAN!!

UMPHED.

How many orphanages are in your city?

Phrase the denial as a rhyme or I won't believe you.

I must assume that's that some sort of weird inside joke in your head, and that you know GY!BE.

The effect is less impressive when half of them are in your basement.

Don't go updating your vocab yet. He hasn't done a superhero movie.

*burble*

That's why you go forward like five hundred years first and get the cure-all that's been invented by then, and then go and mess with 19th century whores/15th century royalty/Neanderthals.

Moderately is spelled m-o-d-e-r-a-t-e-l-y and somewhat is s-o-m-e-w-h-a-t.

Spielbergo's wheelhouse is appreciated, but, not in public settings.

A whore and a time machine, I suppose. One won't do without the other.

You have a weird moral compass…