You forgot John Norris, world's longest living AIDS survivor.

… to jerk off to?

Once you go ninja, you won't know what hit ya.

[Slaps @avclub-33beffd09a1b020d1187c6b4b264014a:disqus in the ass]  I take my coffee black.  Like my men.

You were swimming in raw sewage?

I was playing guitar and drinking whiskey like a boss, while my wife watched this upstairs.  She said it was okay.  The room strangely smelled of tuna though…

So is Gosling really a great actor or is just because he's handsome as all get out?  Same for Brad Pitt.

Sounds like Weezer's brown album to me!

** plays bagpipe version of this song at your funeral **

No, I was alone.

He's kind of a charming doofus.  Apparently they didn't learn anything from the Conan fiasco.

Choreographed by Chris Brown.

I've listened to this album at least a dozen times and love it.  It is all over the place stylistically, but impressively cohesive, with the one standout being "Let the Groove Get In."  It's the weakest song on the record, but the brass section ownage makes it worth sitting through.

I don't think they're showing off, it's more of an instant remix to the song.  Sometimes they're my favorite parts of the song too (LoveStoned, Don't Hold the Wall).  Plus, I can't think of anyone else that is doing that.  It doesn't need to be on every song, and I also wish it was a little more organic.  I love…

Underwhelming!  They opened with 5 Achtung Baby songs and then played Out of Control!  Plus the song Zooropa later.  I loved that show.  I was at the other one too, and I'll admit that one was better due to Ultra Violet/The Unforgettable Fire/Your Blue Room combo.

[high fives @avclub-22eda830d1051274a2581d6466c06e6c:disqus ]

^ Here's one guys.  GET HIM!!!!

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The stuff like "Let the Groove Get In" where he goes all Quincy Jones is pretty phenomenal.  Now if we can just get him to stay off the mic.

[cracks knuckles, stretches neck]