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Can he guest star on the Office and have the whole episode be him accidentally breaking stuff and doing his eyebrow thing at the camera?

I thought The Rundown was great.  Plus, it has Christopher Walken as the bad guy.

@avclub-e3f5ab7f02122f95b801e13e2c586d6a:disqus If you want me to spell it out for you… L-U-B-E

They say filthy stuff as they're falling and yell "the Aristocrats!" just before exploding.

Don't Let the B that Runs Your Acting Class F you in the A

I am crying from laughing so hard at that.  Wow.

You are the joke, RACIST!

Biddy biddy biddy.

You wouldn't bang Orbison?  Prude.

You spelled pussy wrong.

I have a very strong connection with Coldplay and an ex-girlfriend, who I would've married if not for her depression.  That song kills me every time.

Okay God, here's a great chance to prove your existence.  Please drop a boulder on this PoS signed J.C.

Okay God, here's a great chance to prove your existence.  Please drop a boulder on this PoS signed J.C.

Jessica Biel, Kate Beckinsale, and a chick with three boobs?  Someone tell Fred Willard to stay home this weekend.

I think a year with a National album is a sad one.  Their music makes me want to kill myself.