...if I was a Deadspin writer, I would write articles just so I could flirt with women, too.

The WTC was designed to withstand an impact from one of these planes. I'll leave you to figure out which one.

Shirtless, a cross necklace, professional wrestling attire and cheap out-of-style khakis. This guy is every Walmart customer rolled into one.

He looks like a nice enough guy...let 'em through.

My girlfriend used the same trick to sneak into my house permanently.

Not that excited.

I'm very happy. The Hawks played a great game, but survived on defense. I was disappointed with the rushing game. I think if the Hawks/Broncos played 10 games, it's split 5 and 5. It was just our day today.

As a Seahawks fan, I really wish being "just about that action" was more than 39 yards on 15 carries.

Ha he might just be able to please a household cat... #catcock

I know what Deadspin's crew of cretins is thinking, but let me offer a reality check up front before this gets out of hand. It is never funny to make jokes about the University of Michigan.

I once again do not respect Jay Glazer's choices.

I think he's practicing for the feeled test.

That was my angle, yes. The things described in this article are shitty and I agree that these cheerleaders are being treated poorly. The real problem is that whoever quits from this crap job will be instantly be replaced by someone willing to put up with it. So the problem is much larger than the way the NFL treats…

You've basically just distilled down the libertarian ideas on labor / capital interaction.

Whatever. She's just a trophy wife.

Lolo doesn't want to participate in the skeleton, though. She prefers not to ride bones.

She's overcome so many hurdles to get to this point. Well, except for that last one in Beijing.

That's fine. You just keep putting up barriers. And Lolo Jones will keep knocking them down.

Race issues, poor female decision making, and a poorly trained police force, this story is a tornado of terribleness