Don’t come across as a angry, victim-driven asshole. However that is difficult for Jezebel readers to comprehend.

Greg can we start putting up all the videos of black people killing other people? Or would we break the internet?

Shh

I am kind of surprised he didn't grab the Alize.

Yes.

I couldn't fuckin aggree with you more.

That was awesome.

Tell the girl singing in the background to shut the fuck up.

This is fucking awes0me.

Yea, Lolo Jones.

What video did you watch? Shut the fuck up.

Lawsuits wind up being a pain in the ass.

All the gear heads I've ever known were dumb ass bricks when it came to anything over than cars and wrestle mania.

This. Is. Awesome.

But, Jews can't play basketball.

More like Jew York.

The US Men's Hockey Team locker room Board:

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