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That kid in the suit jacket in the front is stirring up a rage in me that I didn't know I possessed. You can just feel the precociousness emanating from his every pore.

Could you really buy Zach Braff as an outdoorsy luddite? He's a completely different kind of quirky.

I'll just repeat what everyone else is and will say about this movie and say that I like all four of the leads enough to be entertained by this movie. That's all you can really hope for from this kind of stuff, and there's no problem with that. A B- is more than enough to push me to see it.

Remember to keep track of those time stamps.

I'm a huge fan of TJ Miller and Tommy Middle D, to the point where I can't imagine not enjoying this movie. I'll probably end up watching it.

Kristen Ritter's great. Don't Trust the B—— was a solid show. I figure since I love almost everyone in the cast that I'll end up liking Search Party no matter how bad it is, but I'm worried that's what they want me to think so I'll watch it.

Search Party has put me in a crisis. From everything I've seen and heard about it, it's a completely awful Hangover knockoff, but almost every single member of the cast is someone who I adore.

Gavin Belson's steady descent into cartoonish villainy was a sight to behold this season. It's great how every single time it looks like he has some sort of edge over Pied Piper, he immediately ends up fucking himself over through his own smugness. I don't think he's managed to have the upper hand and keep it for more

It's always fun when a clickbait article fails to draw in an audience. It just sort of exists in an empty void of meaninglessness. Who knew nobody cared about picking on club kids until now?

I think that's fair. The last seasons ended up leaving a bad enough taste in my mouth that I wasn't able to enjoy the first three to the same degree that I did when I first watched them (and I worshipped Community back in the day), but I'll admit that a lot of that is just born from my own pettiness. My growing

Community had ran out of steam by the end. It was pure magic for a short while, but most of the later episodes left a bad taste in my mouth, even when they weren't part of "the gas leak". I think there's only so far you can go when your show relies entirely on being meta while still attempting to position itself as

I'm of the opinion that Hannibal Buress only works when he appears in things that compliment his (very specific) flow. He's fantastic on Broad City and Eric Andre, but out of place in almost every other non-stand up gig I've seen him in. That said, for some reason I can really see him working in a Spider Man Movie.

I think it would've been better telegraphed if Monica actually HAD clear feelings for Richard. They never commit to her role as a love interest, so her not having the courage to speak her mind about her problems with the interface just comes off as her being prideful and stupid. Honestly, I'd be fine if they went all

This seems like a classic case of a Comedy Bang Bang episode relying on the goofiness of the premise to carry the entire show. I'd say it's one of its biggest flaws, but some of the best episodes are the ones that manage to have a plot that is ridiculously high concept yet also incredibly stupid.

I always kind of assumed Royal Pains was a fake show that USA pretended to be running to get more money from sponsors. I've never met anyone who has actually watched it. Same with Chuck.

They have experience with data compression from having to store all those pictures of old ships onto a single hard drive.

I like to think that all of the women Jared listed as his friends were old grandmas. As much of a cocksmith as he is, he did mention that most of his friends were elderly. The young women in his life are all rotating flings, not trusted friends.

Always great to see one of the five funny members of the Birthday Boys show up. Tim Kalpakis, my heart goes out to you.

Shirley was great but she almost never got to do anything, whereas Troy got to be the breakout star alongside Abed while also not being a one note gimmick character like him. I adore Britta too. Everyone else was pretty meh. Pierce was good until Chevy Chase started phoning in his performances and Dan Harmon

I'm worried about this. I haven't cared for much of Donald Glover's stuff outside of Community. That said, he was hands down the best cast member on Community and I find him to be very charming. I think he has way more chops as a comedic actor than he does as a rapper or a comedian, so hopefully this will work out.