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“The Q50 had a steering column in case the electrics failed.”

The correction is a good distinction to be made! Thank you.

The one thing that I’ve thought through this is the overall growth of Tesla. When I found out how many employees Tesla had, I started to wonder what they were all doing. There are 140,000 employees. 140k!! That’s nuts. They’re 20k shy of GM’s global workforce while producing closer to Mazda levels in cars (50k…

I honestly can’t tell if this is satire. 

His stuff used to be really interesting.  But that was before he lost his marbles and objectivity.

One of the funniest things I have ever seen was a little kid, maybe 5-6, getting out of a Model X. The closing “falcon” door bopped him on the head and knocked him down. The look on his face was priceless - as though God himself had smote him. Not hurt of course.

You really, really need to write for Jalopnik. This would be the post of the year.

I was ready to shit all over this guy’s take, but the grade school presentation flip charts with multiple misspellings really pulled it all together for me.

Put down the truck too, it has a taste for human flesh.

If your vehicle requires adult supervision of children entering and exiting it, you done goofed.

“Elon Musk is the greatest person on the planet right now. Nobody else has made a rocket ship that will go to Mars.

How shitty must it feel as a designer that you were forced to cut so many corners (pun not intended) and meet so many asinine aesthetic requirements that your product has to come with a warning for how to properly open and close its doors?

New variant of the Cybertruck-  Ginsu Edition

Who else is going to give you rear wheel steering?

That’s a nasty truck bite. Only one option now - he must be hunted and put down before he turns.

It saddens me that there is a “correct opening procedure” for the doors.

My man, I’ve got some bad news for you. Elon’s flying water tower will never make it to Mars.

I’ve never watched hi channel, but just from reading articles about him I can tell he’s a knob.

Cybertruck: worst vehicle or best knife you can buy for $80k+?