There are other people in the world? Spoilers!

I didn’t even know the game had an ending! EVERYTHING SUCKS NOW!

OH, NICE SPOILER IN THE TITLE. NOW I KNOW THE ENDING IS WORTH A REACTION. YOU’VE RUINED THE GAME FOR ME FOREVER, JACKSON.

Jesus. I don’t know much about Megan, but I know Gavin is one of the few objectively good things about the internet, and he seems like a good dude all around. Glad they’re safe.

I mean, a lot of people are saying this is a desparate move on Crytek, and while it may be, they have a point. If you license an engine and sign collaboration saying you will EXCLUSIVELY use that engine for the game, switching engines definitely violates that contract. I’m not sure what kind of escape clauses are in…

I’m calling it now. This lawsuit will sink CIG and Star Citizen will never get released.

Whenever I hear about this title, I can only hear Brutalmoose sarcastically naming one of the characters, “Totally Not Racist Rat All.”