Sessions will be gone no later than after midterms (my money is on Trump being unable to control himself and firing Sessions via Twitter in the middle of a Manafort-pardoning orgasm sometime in the next month). Trump will be without a replacement AG selection for several weeks because the first four people he…

To be fair, I would vote for Satan if he was running against Ted Cruz.

Pedant alert: When a hive gets too big, the OLD queen is the one who says, “Jesus, this place is fucking crowded. C’mon.” She is the one who goes, not the new queen.

- narration from the upcoming Werner Herzog documentary about this guy

“My signature!”

“I can feel a heartbeat”

wut

Personally, I am still often confused by my genitals.

My bright, beautiful, Black child deems Trump...“This weak joker.” 

Actually, it’s not a left-right question. It’s more of a (capital S) Society question. He’d be seen as uncouth in someplace like Cap d’Antibes. St.Tropez is less exclusive.

Don Jr. keeps all his intelligence in his chin.  

Time heals all fashion wounds. Swastikas are coming back in fashion, especially at conservative events. Who would have thought we’d see those again?

I’d be tempted to wear this, but people might get the wrong impressing at a distance that it’s the ‘other’ hat being worn by assholes.

As loathe as I am to defend Huckabee Sanders, I’m deeply uncomfortable with this line of thinking. It’s just as gross coming from a liberal under the guise of calling out their hypocrisy as it would be from a conservative. The word “careerist” is inherently sexist. It’s not a word we use against men, no matter what…

I’m pretty sure that says “Anal Mummys.”

This is a bad piece. There’s a pretty huge gulf between necessary realpolitik alliances and fawning over a dictator, one whose record is worse than those listed here by any rational measure, for absolutely no reason. No US interest was served by Trump’s actions. There was no advantage, immoral and distasteful as it…

I so wanted it to be an affair though

right, making out to get meth