Kumail is a creep who deleted his “believe women” tweet when his buddy was accused of sexual assault and emotional abuse. 

I’m the gif of steve carell shouting no over and over

I have the same problem as you, and the solution has been the Sleep With Me podcast. A guy tells a rambling story in a soothing voice and it bores you to sleep. Works for me. Hope it works for you too. Search for “Sleep With Me” on iTunes or Google. Best wishes.