My people migrated north to Gary, IN from Magnolia, MS in the ‘50s. We still have almost 100 acres our great-grandparents bought way back when. I’m seriously considering moving back, throwing a house on a corner of the property and just being a pain in the ass to Tate Reeves and the rest of the colonizers down there.

What one wish would I hope for right now? That Biden starts coughing on 1-22-21? That Kamala’s sorority holds a brunch introducing her to The Squad? That the mutated Coronavirus is attracted to low brain usage and moves faster? That somebody, anybody, everybody gets PMS and just starts quashing idiocy and enacting…

Dammit, 2020 is even destroying the Wakandan dream. This damn year, I tell you.

The living weren’t done with you yet.

Because we love America more than they do.

“God Damn do white conservatives have an ounce of fucking shame?”

I mean, that was the whole thrust of Reince Priebus’ 2012 election autopsy. In order to survive in the 21st century, the GOP needed to drop the racism and reach out to conservatives of color, which would be natural allies. And instead the GOP said, “Nah, F that. Double down on the racism!” and gave us Mango Mussolini.

LMAO could you fucking NOT. 

“I’M FEELING UNEMPLOYED!!!”

Adding on to that, 1 of those coaches - Mike Tomlin - has been “on the hot seat” for several years despite having one of the best win percentages in the modern era, winning as many Super Bowls as Bill Cowher, his predecessor, did, and being on pace to win more games in a shorter time than Cowher did.

“Your honor, my road rage was triggered so I had to pull out my gun!”

“he managed to tell us that he was basically a terrible human being beforehand—pimpin’ and hoein’ and such, essentially everything that he’s not doing now—because he found Jesus. And he was mad at everybody else who was still doing the shenanigans since he stopped.”

28 out of 32 NFL coaches are white.  30 out of 32 NFL general managers are white.  30 out of 32 NFL owners are white.  72 percent of NFL players aren’t.  But here’s this song you like, so we’re good, right?  Right?

This is what tone deaf people hear:
“We want songs at football games and non-black pancakes.”

This is what they should hear:
“Stop being racist.”

That explains why she’s holding the gun the correct way. Her husband’s a veteran and she probably is too.

When this bitch got back in her car and ran, you could see a new form of terror over her eyes...”oh shit, I’m a Karen, and they got me on video”

Just dismiss the racist troll that likes to impersonate me.

Yeah, I read they kicked her door down to serve a warrant for a missed court date over a traffic ticket and literally threw up my hands. What.  The.  Fuck.

So, apparently the penalty for missing a court date stemming from a traffic citation is the death penalty. Seems fair and reasonable. Nothing wrong here. Nothing to see. Move along.