God that upside down date center screen is annoying.

What next, letters to everyone with the prancing moose?

Well, they are clearly talking about normal accidents, not people who sort of want to kill themselves.

I often make much more than this, by simply driving my car to a destination (Mexico), letting some people fill my trunk with duffel bags, and driving it right back ( to America)! I don't even have to let it sit there!

I'm not sure I'd say this leaked, its more of a discharge or maybe seepage.

The reason why someone purchased a Geo Metro back in 1991 and stored it for 23 years isn't mentioned in the ad posting.

America has truly turned into a Third World shithole.

wow. brown wasn't #1.

This was not as exciting as I'd hope it was going to be.

Yes.

Did you already move to Philly?

Crazy thing is he was stood there reading his phone or something, right on the spot it fell. One more second reading that facebook post....

This was all the NYPD's fault.

Maybe this wouldn't have happened if he would have had a bigger head start.

Are you sure he didn't explode? Because this looks like its covered in intestines.

How does one go about finding out when and where the Google car will be?

I also worked at Applebee's for a few years. Worst customers ever. My favorite was when I would ask if they wanted dessert, and they would order a "Happiness begins with dessert." Which was the text next to whatever their lava cake is called.

Probably drunk. Move along, nothing to see here.

Shit! I had never heard of that!! *runs to hardware store to buy some*

Dat Jazz Blue Mk4