Still, a waste of time even if she called the police directly.

If I didn't do my job because of "dog sitting" I'd be without a job. 

You have to eat a lot of things you don’t like in jail.

You could say he... spent some thyme

Just got that from Century Link...

Ever get behind someone in line who price matches everything? These checkouts can take 10+ minutes. I’m sure it’s a mix of data harvesting and stopping people from plugging up the lines.

Pro tip... keep an eye out for stray receipts in the parking lot on your way out and scan em’. I’ve gotten $20-30 in returns on these since I’ve started. Not that I go out scouring the lot... just grab one if you happen to pass it between the door and your car.

Follow the yellow brick link

“Make me easily identifiable!”

and escorted the family to another church in a nearby county where they finished the service

Was this something that happened just once at a specific time, or can others replay the event for a limited time?

And here I am, paying for 40 Mbps and getting 25 Mbps... Woo hoo.

How else are you supposed to receive the convenience of a targeted ad on your work computer based on which button you pressed on a vending machine in Mexico 5 years ago? 

Plague, Inc. is still a fave

These same people would freak out if you stuck your hand down your pants, then touched their lips. 

Why things need to be so complicated is beyond me.

Illegally selling water?!?!?!

Does it come with a free mortgage?

I always think of this old gem when I read anything about the TSA.

...somebody’s not getting any at home