School isn’t the comments section on some internet blog.

I often lead training for new hires at work and I love that line. People come up with awesome questions and we investigate it together.

Dude, your reply took up more space than the link

I bet all, of that miss spelling and grammar-error make you cringe?

But can we not eventually change things? By this logic we would all be on parallel ports and SCSI connections still.

Obligatory “you must be fun at parties”

Ehh I’ve had some dealings with clients having custodial accounts. By law the account becomes theirs at age of termination. I’ve had people crying on the phone saying their 18 year old kid is into heavy drugs and will just waste the money. They beg us to not release the funds, but we are required to. The kid can do…

Lol why all the hate for the low battery? Life happens. But yes, you do get a notification. My watch gets a buzz when my battery reaches 15%.

The app can shut off your phone automatically. Many may miss the notification and not see it until it is too late.

What is snow?

I don’t think its a matter of not being able to pump gas, rather the fear of not knowing how to or doing it wrong.

Omg. I’ve been using unique passwords for everything recently (ugh, I know). This is amazing.

I get an 80mph speed differential with the median when I go down the freeway.

I live in Phoenix. Unless it’s monsoon season I wash my car about every 6 months :)

Haha exactly. “How to enable Apple apps on an Android”.... buy an iPhone. :P

Here’s my (theoretical) plan for buying a car

or built-in lights with no personal touch but nary a needle on the floor?

Yes, Phoenix has some great locally grown Christmas trees cactus.

My mom made the best toast. I still make it to this day.

Mine can take a whole watt-a power