Support VR and I’m in.

Does that include emergency medical care?

I buried my underwear at scout camp one time. For an entirely different reason.

So he’s Reagan then.

Mandy was his dog.

“Chicago died their river...”

I heard there’s a vaccine for chemtrails now.

For a second there...

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water…

#6: use a condom.

Still cheaper than buying a Hummer.

There’s a werewolf in London who’s tailor I’d like to meet.

Darth Vader’s iron.

Darth Vader’s iron.

I’ll say!

Nope, you’re put on the short list for Trump’s cabinet.

Think of all the pussies he’ll get to grab!