That’s the idea. ;-)

No joke, America elected one president.

Ah, the wonderful practice of trading money. Here, I got you some money. I got you some money too! At that point, just skip the cards and promise the person that you’ll buy yourself something.

And Fallout says, “There was a settlement that needed his help.” Then Doom shot everyone with a BFG.

If my underwear were half off, well, it wouldn’t be pretty.

If my underwear were half off, well, it wouldn’t be pretty.

You must have a perfect diet to not know what clay butt is. You must not know what swamp ass is either.

You must have a perfect diet to not know what clay butt is. You must not know what swamp ass is either.

Ok. So I’ve always wondered, how in the hell does this work? Do you use your hands? What about a case of the dreaded clay butt? How do you know when you’re done? How does it get dry? Enlighten me and those too embarrassed to ask.

Ok. So I’ve always wondered, how in the hell does this work? Do you use your hands? What about a case of the dreaded…

Skyrim, Fallout, and Doom walk into a bar.

And the outside when stopped.

It’s better than electing one president.

*You’re.

Abortion is murder... ON MY WALLET! Amiright? Anybody?

Look up how many vacations Bush had compared to all other presidents.

Trump will just get a hooker to do that.