Farts. There will be lots of farts.

I take it that “breathtaking” means “smells like shit.”

Elite Dangerous has an API.

Why is that iPad tea-bagging Lifehacker’s box?

Taffeta darling.

Written by Prince.

You need 400 candies from those bastards to evolve, I’ll be damned if I’m going to waste one!

You can have it as your starting one. When offered the choice of 3, walk away until you see Pikachu, then capture it.

Aw. Did Pikachu fist you when you were little? Therapy might help you get over the need to visit forums and insult strangers playing a game.

“as there is a decent rage”