Vary your verys.

Especially if those people have enough money to have more quality time...

Remember kids, dad keeps a whole jug of Ecto Cooler in the garage.

Isn’t that like putting a speedometer on a couch?

Are they going to put turn signals on them?

Avoid the window seat.

I thought game makers didn't like pirates...

Just don’t do it in public. Think of the children!

It’s tilt-shifted.

So where's all the apologies from all those people who said you were full of shit?

“Will food companies cheat?”

“But, lets say you take the bait and by the charge card.”

Ouch. Thanks, now my dick has retracted up into my body.