It’s an attack on the sanctity of divorce!

I’m hoping for suicide.

In elementary school, back in the Stone Age, we had Rods:

They didn't explain it well. Here's my theory. They made some passing reference to it being a hyper transient weapon or something - it actually sent it's shots through hyperspace. Talk about not knowing it was coming! And the whole planet could travel as the Death Star did, so it could go to an unoccupied system,…

Number 10 works for both guns and Republican candidates.

Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes.

“...use a pain color...”

Then there's... Well, that only exercises one arm...

“Could be meat, could be cake. Could be MEAT CAKE!”

Ninja, please.

6 word story:

Does that mean she's available?

Google is buying Red Tube? Will the quality of porn go up or down?

You, sir, are a fucking genius. I've never been able to put this into words a tenth as well as you have, and I've been known to almost suffer aneurysms when talking about the prequels.

Over-squeezing leads to bitterness.Bitterness leads to hate. Hate leads to the Dark Side.

Jeremy Brett IS Sherlock Holmes. Always will be.

Jeremy Brett IS Sherlock Holmes. Always will be.

I don't think I have the proper beard for that desktop.

Had the minis been pre-painted, I would have bought it twice.

Because nerds and geeks are people you might actually WANT to get to know.