Since the world is going to end, please sign this form which transfers all your money and possessions to me effective Dec 22nd. I'll even give you $20 to spend right now. Thanks.

"The sightly bad news is that the universe seems to give rise to systems that have planets with orbits less than 100 days."

If only those kids had their own guns, then this would never have happened.

Square "feed"?

Scientists deduce that the river is filled with liquid because it appears dark along its entire extent in the high-resolution radar image, indicating a smooth surface.

...the only way you're always right is to change you're mind a lot.

Jesus, I wish people would stop thinking that methane has an odor.

To anyone who believes the world will end on the 21st:

No, the earth is approximately 8 light minutes from the sun.

This assumes you're using logic to make your decision, and not just basing it on (possibly faulty) emotions.

Blood is the mortar of all cities.

Won't that just cover up the smell so that things get cleaned less? Yuck.

Hey, the 1% need something to spend their money on!

You mean like Gore?

Had these for years. Nothing sounds better.

Is there a picture of Curiosity's junk? Is it big?

Plush, the shot stays airborne for such a short...

I wouldn't buy a glass of water from Time Warner if I were dying of thirst.

Patents!

I have a pair of the Sennheiser HD 280's. Best headphones ever. They block out a tremendous amount of background noise, and sound great.