"Its also interesting to note that Kapernick started to suck after they traded away Alex Smith- the player who was responsible for taking Harbaughs playcalls and translating them from written english into Big Pun lyrics for Kapernick to tattoo all over his body like hes the main character of memento or whatever. Hard…

The texts he posted were not, umm, ambiguous?

http://www.kurir.rs/sport/ostali-s…

I HATED the weird voice Damon Wayans uses in that movie.

I don't excuse it. I quote him saying such things in here. I don't wail on him for it, that's true. While it's unfortunate he resorts to that at all, I think delving into that sort of stuff could be a piece onto its own.

you're checking someone on being "appropriately gangsta" and then mention that you will switch to a lactose free cheese

In Green's defense, it can be difficult to keep one's shit together while waiting for curry to pass.

Now the Kings are straight trolling us:

Women joined the USS Wyoming in 2011, no one was filmed until 2013 and it was 1 pervy guy out of 150 with 11 more who might have seen the videos, plus the one man reported it. It immediately became a big fucking deal and was condemned by the vast majority of military personnel who were equally shocked by the whole…

Yup. ESPN certainly employs its fair share of bullshit-peddlers and controversy-inciting penii with mouths attached, but their investigative guys (Van Natta, TJ Quinn, the Fainaru brothers) are accurate, well-sourced and damn good reporters.

Hold strong Goodell. Never admit to a lie, no matter what. As long as you deny there will always be someone out there who believes you.

This also happened:

That would be nice if he actually had his hands raised

Colin Cowherd has a different theory:

The consensus is that his struggles go back to Shanahan starting him in that playoff game, right?

All those dogs are dead now.

Eric Berry, if you didn't know, is the best.