As someone with extremely painful periods that often time last 2+ weeks per month even while on birth control- I often get 3-4 full power hot showers per day for pain management since otherwise I would probably OD on ibuprofen. I don’t actually use soap and shampoo every time... just getting hot showers that…

At my last job I had the most AMAZING manger ever... in the whole world.
He was the kind of guy who would probably literally saw off his own arm if it meant he could help you with your career or fix a mistake. Besides helping us all be better at our job through 100% praise and positivity, he was always putting himself…

As someone who works in a Cash office doing nothing but counting money all day I am tired of seeing Andrew Jackson’s ugly mug. I mean.... its bad enough I’m essentially shut up in a dungeon without windows or a functional AC, thousands of bills I have to sift through that are probably covered in poop, pee, and other…

5 years ago I lived in Houston working as a Teacher Assistant. I was subbing for two teachers who were sick one day in a classroom that was in outside trailers—- there was about 50+ kids shoved in my room and we watched Myth busters and were reading stories and other activities since giving actual lessons would have…

You know.... I’m a woman, and as a girl I HATED girl books... with a passion.
I was not a very a very feminine girl, and for the most part I was ok with that, my family was ok with that—- my friends were ok with that—- I was only ever really self conscious of it when I was consuming media meant for girls and it made…

Back a year or two ago I had a co-worker who regularly dressed inappropriately. I don’t think she was doing it on purpose.... she was the youngest person at our job and I think was just legitimately unaware of how to dress professionally. She also had very large breasts- and as a large breasted woman myself I…

When I was a kid my Grandma had a collection of creepy as hell clown dolls... I mean... old dolls are already creepy—- but she liked CLOWN DOLLS. And she kept her collection right by the bed I slept at when I visited.... for years I had to put up with them watching me sleep. By the time I saw my first clown at the age…

Mo’s ok too!

My parents were divorced and I spent most of the time with my mom and every other weekend with my dad.

My mother was super laid back. She was always up for stuff if I wanted to go out—- but most weekends we’d chill around the house doing whatever we wanted. We’d find lots of fun things to do at home as a family…

This is disgusting.
I have had periods bad enough that even wearing 3 pads and a tampon and wads of toilet paper I’ve still had leaks. I’m pretty certain every woman leaks at some point in their life—- some women do it frequently—- short of getting a hysterectomy there’s not really a way to be 100% certain you’ll…

As a teacher assistant who helped elementary schoolers this doesn’t really apply to me so much. For me—- my thoughts were:

1. OMG! This is such an amazing story! You’re what? 7—- you should totally be an author. Will you make more stories like this and show me!? You should just write a whole book!
2. Hmmmmm...... did…

Wait... this kind of how everyone writes their list isn’t it???
I mean... after going to the grocery store so many times I have a map in my head- and when writing my list I visualize my route putting things on my list in the order they will appear in route....

I already know produce is first so I write down all fruits…

Keep in mind if you’re a lady and wear a dress or long skirt though that it also increases your chance of getting a pat down when going through security =/

I was at home taking a nap with a heating pad on my crampy belly and two kittens cuddled up with me. No regrets.

lol... reminds me of a terrible story my coworker told me.
He one brought his 4 year old daughter to the park and was pushing her up and down on the See-saw... all of a sudden she yells at full volume “DADDY! YOU’RE HURTING MY VAGINA!!!!”... not once... but twice.

I think accepting your child might not be perfect is important. I worked as a TA for several years. We had several students who were so smart but extremely disruptive (like having emotional meltdowns or impulsively hurting their peers.) We tried so many things with this one student to help this child succeed and…

I used to work in customer service and this is very true.

But usually the only thing I heard was people decided to take a dump while on hold (SUPER COMMON)—- or people whining about how long they’ve been on hold (After like 15 seconds). I put myself on mute when people put me on hold—- even if I’m not going to say…

“Be mindful of both sets of labia...”

Yeah.... now you tell me >.>
In all honesty at this point I approach hair removal the same way I approach mowing the grass. The point of mowing the grass isn’t to completely get rid of all the grass—- its to make it look more attractive and keep the grass short and soft enough that…

See, I was always more afraid of toddlers falling. I swear it like the homing technology to dash and dive their tender heads into the sharpest hardest corners they can find. In our house we had soft padded mats on every corner in our house because all my baby siblings were secretly suicidal.

They answer is yes... and I seriously doubt Sam will be up for helping him.
He’s already dealing with enough assholes that don’t believe in the army of the undead let alone global warming fucking up the climate.
WINTER IS COMING!