Bah!!!

I nearly went on a tirade about how most children stop chewing bubble gum on a regular basis by middle school....

But then I remembered I’m an adult closet thumb sucker so I’ll just keep my mouth shut.

As a woman who has never used a bidet I have a genuine question.
Do they just clean the pooper? Or do they take care of the lady bits too?
To be honest... literally half of the toilet paper I use is used during the week of my period where I often time have to go clean myself off 12+ times a day because of severe…

I bought this players guide when the game came out... I didn’t have internet at the time.
I was not a happy camper.
Luckily the game was easy enough that short of maybe one spot I didn’t really NEED the players guide... but I bought the guide to find all the cool little secrets, and sadly many of those secrets…

Most places- especially minimum wage work- is not represented by a Union (In many places if you start talking about a Union they will fire you... or big companies like Walmart will literally close an entire store and fire all employees in said store if there are rumors of a planned union. Also... Mimimum wage of…

Many of those jobs require an open squedule though so often times even if you want to work a second job it’s not possible. As soon as you start limiting your hours of availablility to schedule another job you could get fired or have your hours cut drastically since you’re not a “team player” willing to work any hour…

I’m white...
I have some crazy hair and I’ve never felt motivated to do anything to control my hair. When I was in school I never put any product in my hair, and I didn’t even brush it (because that actually make it worse). My hair was ALWAYS less neat than the photograph above—- it regularly described as a bird’s…

I believe all pregnant women should wear these buttons... at least the ones in any vicinity to my mother. She likes to go up to any woman with a belly and congratulate her pregnancy... unfortunately she is often wrong and during the times I have been with her during this terribly embarrassing mistake I feel like I…

We recently downsized to an apartment twice as small as our last. It was interesting seeing what stuff we needed to part with.
We got rid of about 300 POUNDS of clothes. Most of it belonged to my boyfriend and was very nice professional trousers and shirts... about a third of it had never been worn but just didn’t fit…

You know... besides the fact these are young black girls (which is the main issue)— they are also teenage girls living through part of life that is a black whole for self confidence and body image. You have adults telling these girls there’s something wrong with the way they look... that the way they see themselves…

I think getting kids to eat healthier is a noble endeavor... the problem is just giving kids healthy food doesn’t accomplish this. If a kid is presented with new food in the cafeteria—— most of the time they throw it in the trash.

I worked in an elementary school where 95% of the students were from families poor…

“Some factors—like vaginal tightness, or dryness, or inexperience in using tampons—can lead to painful insertion, but no, it’s usually not at all a painful thing.”

Or forgetting to read the instructions.
The first time I used a tampon I was an adult (I used pads before that)—- but I was bleeding so badly I felt I needed…

FUCK YOU TEXAS!

I was enrolled in the Women’s health program for a while—- I only knew the resource was available to help me because I visited a Planned Parenthood while having some medical emergencies with very little money. It was a fabulous experience, better than most gynecologists I’ve been to. They scanned to…

Last time I went to the Philippines we were not allowed to use any electronics on the plane—- Couldn’t turn on phones, listen to music, or watch stuff on your laptop... nothing for nearly 12 hours.

I survived because I had thought of bringing some books. It still sucked pretty bad.

I don’t know how women buy clothes online before trying them on.

I’m tall and have big boobs- I’m overweight, but 99% of “Plus-size” stuff is too wide for me.
I know what my size is... but every shirt’s fit is different.
Sometimes it fits all of my body but my boobs. Other times it fits my boobs- but apparently my…

We don’t.... I basically treat those dresses as tunics at this point. I don’t think I’ve worn a dress to work in the last 5 years that didn’t have leggings or pants under it.

It doesn’t bother me if women want to show skin- but I don’t like showing that much skin when it can be helped- AND especially not in the work…

I wish I could run/jog at all.
Over the past year I’ve been working out a lot for weight loss and health in general. Early during that time I discovered I had hip alignment and muscle issues——- I guess I had never realized that my right leg only has like 15% of the mobility of my left leg till then and my foot turns…

Thanks for somewhat of a warning.

I bought my first avocado today and I’ve never cut one before!
(They just weren’t a thing in my family so I’ve never had one!)
I was going to use it in a recipe I found- but I would totally be the person to get my hand chopped off without this warning i’m sure!

You know... as a kid I always judged the goth kids.
But my sophmore year- I was the shyest person in my AP history class and had no friends... and there was a Goth chick who also had no friends. We got paired together for EVERYTHING just by process of elimination. At first I was terrified of her—— she was also kind of…

I was reading google news last night and didn’t realize one link directed me to Fox News. It was just an article about an airlines accidentally sending a French Customer to LA instead of back to France after checking her ticket more than once.