It’s a Camaro anyway, it deserves to explode.

I definitely feel like it’s a missed opportunity not to call the new Raptor engine the “EcoBeast”, though.

I usually sell my cars the worst way possible that I should probably stop using: dealers.

I personally also believe it is of tradition, but I also think that no matter if a car is a manual (SAVE THE MANUALS! SAVE THE MANUALS! SAVE THE MANUALS!) or an autotragic, the best place for it is the center console.

“And so Johnny wonders whether he should drive an unreliable British exotic car on a 1,500 mile trip, or take 8 days to walk.”

Holy. I wouldn’t want to be crushed by that.

You know a DeMuro column is good when...you see a CarMax advertisement on it.

Oh yes, the great robotic charger.

Don’t forget the Model X Christmas tree effect!

Why would Chrysler cancel the 200 and the Dodge Dart? I can clearly tell that this whole SUV and pickup truck boom won’t last more than the next 2 or 3 years. Gas prices will probably be on the rise again by then.

My Hummer, purchased because it seemed like it would be great for columns and videos, sold after a year because that was the only thing it was great for.

I honestly had no idea how exactly CPO programs worked until now. I was actually reading something about certified pre-owned cars here on Jalop the other day. Can’t remember what it was.

I think people hate Toyota because of the Prius. It seemed like once they started making the Hybrius (Hybrid + Prius) people just started thinking ‘car + toyota = boring hybrid’. Plus, all of the hybrids (except the Prius, since it’s their biggest hybrid) they started making seemed to have an effect.

but as 85% of Americans are to fat and lazy to use a stick shift

Messed up my entire comment just trying to quote something. That text I typed above shouldn’t be quoted. Where did my life go wrong?

I know I’m slightly late, lol.

If Audi entered the bus market, they’d probably do decently based on this.

If you encounter a buyer like this, you have only one option: you must kill them and eat their eyeballs.

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