STRONGEST TAKE

Upon entering the locker room, Barnes quickly realized that Derek Fisher had already torn that pussy up.

Team President: Hey, Jason, remember that Thursday is Casual Day.

You can get called for two technicals just for making an ugly face? It’s a wonder Joakim Noah ever gets to play...

comparing apples to world peace.

Here I thought the Ravens were done with wife-beaters.

Not true...

“During a time when the American family started to fall apart, one man decided to pull his back together. Watch the amazing story of a baseball player who decided the real American past-time — was time with his son.”

Adam LaRoche’s school of choice is something else: baseball school. And, in a world full of deadbeat parents, at least he’s a guy who wants his kid around. Applaud him for that.

IT WAS ME ADAM.

Man, a kid hasn’t caused this much trouble for Chicago baseball since the Cubs kicked out that goat in 1945.

It was Drew going to work.

Eh, late to the party again, Bill. I was telling my friend, The Slush, just last month during out weekly poker game about the KD-to-Boston rumors that I made up on the spot.

He got Durant vs. Oden right and just assumed carte blanche ever since.

Every time I see that gif.

“No, Jason. WIZARDS.”

as The Only Spurs Fan Who Matters (a 20-something fan with a computer), if anybody else brings up that Durant went to college in the area, and that the Spurs have a winning culture that could woo KD, I will fucking murder you with my own hands. Those takes are mine.

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