“Back when I was a kid, you know what I was? A man.”

“Kids shouldn’t even be allowed into a ballpark; they might have fun.”

“How could I keep playing?” LaRoche told reporters. “They took away my youth.”

Hopefully this is the first step in the anti-Drake professional sports movement.

his 14-year-old son, Drake

Here we go. “My food is local certified naturally grown, and I pay triple price for everything. Everything I purchase is made by hand in a mom and pop shop that’s been there since 1942.”

You’re right, it doesn’t.

Can’t wait for the clusterfuck to come when the Oilers win the right to pick first in the expansion draft.

Makes me wonder: who died from dabbing?

Actually, the image speaks to the absurdity of the so called “facts” he speaks. Because they are not facts at all. They are fantasy, pure and simple. No one is getting arrested for expressing libertarian beleifs. That’s absurd. A bunch of so called libertarians held up a government building at gunpoint for weeks and…

Nineteen-dickety-two, to be exact. (They had to say “dickety” because the Kaiser stole their twenty.)

Gotta say I’m liking his “No Death, No Foul” stance on things. Really opens things up for what you can do in the moment.

Gimme five bees for a quarter you’d say!

Gossage pines for a simpler time when all the players tied an onion around their belt, rich people rode around in Zeppelin's while dropping coins on people, and no one recognized Missoura.

In my day, all lives mattered, except for black, brown, yellow, and red lives, but that’s because we were the MAJORITY, dammit, and doesn’t that count for something? (looks up, sees empty room) Damn short attention span millennials

The human element? Like displaying joy and pride in a job well done? The guy might have a point.

Bill Cosby created a television show in which he played a gynecologist. Just saying.

It’s like an action movie that has an evolving plot, lots of action and fight scenes, an ensemble cast, no Michael Bay lens flares, no CGI, all practical effects and they release a 3 hour sequel twice a week.

well, it’s not